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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Why do people keep complaining about how some people copy and paste the question before answering it? To me, it's very disturbing and makes me want to block and mute them as annoying whiners.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Still no good

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Fed interest rate decision looms as battle over cuts takes surprising turn - TheStreet

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Just Forget it!

What are some ten strong legal evidences that are needed for a divorce?

Loons and Moons

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is Jp-shares.com a good website for crypto trading?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How does a person become transgender?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Can I see some anal hole?